I made this blog for whenever I feel like shit and in need of a laugh.


i’d rather grate my ass into a salad than see 50 shades of grey.. can u even imagine … it’ll just be a quiet theatre full of snickering teenagers, squirming dads and middle aged women moaning to themselves over badly written softcore porn


saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire


I really like u but you are an ocean and I’m just a more impressive ocean with cooler and stronger sharks