I made this blog for whenever I feel like shit and in need of a laugh.

dekutree:

me: hey mom my facebook was recently hacked so if you get any weird posts say idk something about furries just know that it isn’t me

my mom: but ivan these are pictures of you being tied up in a lizard costume

me: nah those guys are really good at photoshop haha

my mom: but thats your room

me: hey mom aren’t you divorced? remember that?

animal that starts with L

gaikudo:

64px:

………..long cat

lake

sadegg:

just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing 

weedjoke420:

*gives a TED talk on how 2 ball*

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