I made this blog for whenever I feel like shit and in need of a laugh.

artvevo:

i’d rather grate my ass into a salad than see 50 shades of grey.. can u even imagine … it’ll just be a quiet theatre full of snickering teenagers, squirming dads and middle aged women moaning to themselves over badly written softcore porn

caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

breakfastburritoe:

I really like u but you are an ocean and I’m just a more impressive ocean with cooler and stronger sharks

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